Michael Bell wrote to uk.transport.london on Sat, 18 Dec 2004:

No. What you need is RED MERCURY! The secret weapon of the cold war. So
dreadful it was never used. And indeed might be mythical. And then there's
the dreaded curried eggs, favoured by Colonel Bloodknock!

No, nooooo - not the curried eggs!!!!
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"Mrs Redboots"
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Website updated 18 December 2004