Grrr. Dealing with London Buses call centre is giving me a headache.
Over such an easy thing too, but I feel like I am banging my head
against a brick wall. I'm posting the conversations here mainly as
therapy.

Basically, there was a burst water main on a bus route near my house.
All the traffic, and four bus routes (2, 196, 432 and 468) were
diverted along the road I live on. This road is normally served by
just one route (417). Every 15 minutes (Officially a higher
frequency...!).

The road is currently choked with traffic due to the diversions, so my
usual bus is subject to severe delays.
The good news is that London Buses website said that because of the
diversion 'drivers have been asked to observe bus stops on the
diversionary route'. 'Drivers have been asked...' is such a vague
statement, because in reality drivers have NOT observed the stops. So
not only is my journey to work taking longer because of the extra
traffic, I now have four buses whizzing past which could have picked
up passengers.

So, I decided to call London Buses to enquire as to what was actually
happening.

1st call.
ME: 'I'm calling about the diversions to route 468 '
LB: 'Yes, there are diversions. What road are you on?'
ME: 'xxx xxx Road'
LB: 'Route 468doesn't go along that road.'
ME: 'But it's on diversion, because two of them have just gone past'
LB: 'Your road is served by route 417 and that's not diverted'.
ME: 'I'm not calling about that route I am calling because the
diverted buses aren't stopping on my road and London Buses website
says...'
LB: 'No mate, diverted buses don't stop'
ME: 'But your website says they will stop.'
LB: 'All I can do is put you through to complaints'.

The phrase 'All I can do' should be banned!

London Buses Complaints kind of understood the problem, and said that
they would contact the garages to tell them to stop.

Of course, that didn't happen.

2nd call, two days later.

ME: 'I'm waiting for a 468 bus'
LB: 'That's been diverted'
ME: 'I know. It's just driven past my stop'
LB: 'Where are you?'
ME: 'XXX Road'
LB: 'That's bus route 417 and that's not diverted'
ME: 'I know that. But London Buses website said that route 468 would
stop on the diversion. It's just that there is now so much traffic on
this road it's taking me longer to travel, and it's annoying when
these empty buses go past, when your website says that they should
stop'
LB: 'What road are you on now?'
ME: 'xxx Road. It's parallel to the original route.'
LB: 'I don't know that part of London. All I can do is put you
throught to London Buses Customer Services where you can make a
complaint'.
ME: 'I spoke to them already'.
LB: 'Well that's all I can do'

'All I can do...' again!

Four days later, buses are still diverted and still driving by without
stopping. (One driver at least shrugged his shoulders at me...)

ME: 'I'm calling about your website. It says that bus route 468 should
pick up passengers on diversion'.
LB: 'No, diverted buses don't pick up passengers.'
ME: 'But your website says they will in this case'
LB: 'Well you need to speak to London Buses Customer Services then and
tell them'.
ME: 'Why can't you tell them?'
LB: 'It's your responsibility'
ME: 'How is it my responsibility?
LB: 'Because you've found incorrect information and it's your
responsibility to tell someone.'
ME: 'I'm telling you! Why can't you tell London Buses that an error
has been reported?
LB: 'That's not my responsibility'
ME: 'It's not mine either, I didn't put the information on the
website!'
LB: 'Neither did I. Goodbye'.