Paulg0 wrote:

"solar penguin" wrote in message
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A sign says "Public footpath," cyclists think it means "Cycle lane."
A sign says "No cycling," cyclists think it means "Cycle lane." A
sign says "Cycling prohibited," cyclists think it means "Cycle lane."
A sign says "Cyclists must dismout," cyclists think it means "Cycle
lane." et. etc.

A sign says "Cycle lane," and the cyclists will just ignore it because
there's no just fun cycling where they can't annoy us pedestrians.


You forgot: A red traffic light means : cyclists go now!


True, but since we pedestrians think a red man at a pelican crossing
means "Run across the road as soon as you can," it would be
hypocritical of me to complain about that...