"solar penguin" gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:

It's a simple, scientific, biological fact that human beings are bipeds.
We walk on two legs. People using wheelchairs are, by definition, not
bipeds and therefore are not human beings. That is a fact. Deal with
it. The law should be ammended to treat them as the sub-human animals
that they are.

Would somebody like to pass me a crowbar? I'm sure not many people will
miss this ****wit's kneecaps. P'raps he can learn a little empathy.