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Old June 29th 10, 11:38 AM posted to uk.transport.london
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Default Tory MP struck by train

On Sun, Jun 20, 2010 at 04:30:11PM -0400, redcat wrote:
Paul Terry wrote:
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Anyone know why he was at Victoria, given that he's MP for Bury St
Edmunds in Suffolk?

It's the nearest mainline station to his London flat (in Pimlico).

Latest says he threw himself under a train:


Doing that at Victoria is just silly, given how slowly the things go
there. Much better to hop onto a train to, eg, South Croydon, and jump
in front of one of the many trains that zoom through without stopping.

Even better, of course, to not be such an inconsiderate *******, and
just off yourself by slipping a sharp kitchen knife between your ribs
and into the heart. Do it in the bath to make it easier for your
landlord to clean up the mess.

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