Those of you who were complaining about platforms being shut because of snow
should really compare the type of footwear being worn. Londoners seem to be
the least sensible.


With that kind of aggroance you should be dreaming up station
annoucements for London Underground.
Maybe there should be bouncers on tube station doors "Sorry mate. Your
not coming in 'ere with those shoes. And its before 9am. So you need a
briefcase and a copy of Metro too"