Once upon a time, Martin Underwood spake thus:

Take a bedsheet with you and throw it at the OHLE so it wraps round a wire.
That's what stopped the WCML for an hour or so the other evening - the sheet
blew off a nearby washing line!

Oh great, so now the security services are going to start arresting
anyone who goes near a railway while carrying a bedsheet as a potential
terrorist with a weapon of mass disruption?

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- Jack.

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