Jack wrote in
:

Once upon a time, Martin Underwood spake thus:

Take a bedsheet with you and throw it at the OHLE so it wraps round a
wire. That's what stopped the WCML for an hour or so the other evening
- the sheet blew off a nearby washing line!

Oh great, so now the security services are going to start arresting
anyone who goes near a railway while carrying a bedsheet as a
potential terrorist with a weapon of mass disruption?


Just walk backwards carrying a gas stove over your head and you will be
safe :-s