On Fri, 02 Aug 2013 10:21:40 +0000, neil wrote:

He even lives the cliche - drives a beaten up camper van.

Well, not that "beaten up".

I've also got a large and very thirsty petrol 4x4, as well as a nice
sensible economical hatchback and three or four classic cars. And a
couple of old mopeds. And several bicycles.

Have you owned up to what you drive lately? Or is it still a state secret?