On 2013-08-28 14:31:19 +0000, Brian Watson said:

"Basil Jet" wrote in message
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On 2013\08\27 15:31, eastender wrote:

In the 1980s I joined a media company. I'd been there a month or so, and
one day I went to the gents and the CEO was in there. He turned to me
and said, 'Who the f**k are you?'

Are you male or female?

With a name like Basil Jet, I'd say you had more right to be there than him.

My real name is Percy Porcelain.