On Tue, 11 Mar 2014 21:47:32 +0000, Arthur Figgis
wrote:

On 11/03/2014 21:26, Recliner wrote:
Arthur Figgis wrote:
On 11/03/2014 16:13, Recliner wrote:

Many of those commuters are Telegraph readers. Here's its surprisingly
rapid obituary

They have the obituaries of suitably famous people ready and waiting for
years, they don't wait until someone actually croaks before writing them.

Yes, of course, but I didn't expect them to be so well prepared for a
52-year old.

They've got to be ready - imagine being a newspaper or broadcaster which
had thought "Diana's only 36", "Elvis is only 42", etc.

Or maybe they bumped him off...

I hear there were rumours of a peer riding an unlit racehorse away
from the scene.