Thread: Crossrail dig uncovers remains of dozens of people who died waiting for Northern Line train
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Old August 19th 15, 04:18 PM posted to uk.transport.london
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Default Crossrail dig uncovers remains of dozens of people who diedwaiting for Northern Line train
If a plague oit was accidentally opened then Bubonic plague viroids (staphylococcus bumakissoccus) would quickly envelope the user and cause a fractural disquisition. Trillions of germs would flood out and cause a "discrete zombification enfarction scenario", the dreaded DHSS.

DZMS spreads uncontrollably and we could expect zombies using the underground as passengers within the week.
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