On Sun, 2 May 2004 11:30:43 +0100, "John Rowland"
wrote:

"Nick Cooper" wrote in
message ...

Clearly having a large umbrella is some sort
of phallic compensation thing, which is why
I modestly favour one of those standard black
M&S telescopic ones.

Surely the telesopic ones are even more of a phallic compensation!

Not really, because even when open they're very much smaller than the
sort of thing that should be on a golf course, rather than on a Tube
train!
--
Nick Cooper

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