On Wed, 12 May 2004 21:58:40 GMT, "DJ"
wrote:

It's amazing the difference a bit of humour can make to your journey!

Recent announcement from attendant on a US Southwest flight, upon
arrival at terminal :

"If you're changing here to a connecting Southwest flight, the agent
at the gate will be happy to help you. If you're changing to another
airline - we don't care."