On 2017\10\09 13:47, Roland Perry wrote:
In message , at 12:22:12 on Mon, 9 Oct
2017, Someone Somewhere remarked:
Do we know what the fare levels to Heathrow will be yet, or is that
still up in the air (pun not intended, the trains aren't planes)?

A train driver recently said over the PA, I don't know if unwittingly or
with very great wit: "We are now completing our approach into Cambridge
Station"

Why was this witty? Was it in Camberley?