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David Cantrell · January 30th 19, 09:29 AM posted to uk.transport.london

On Tue, Jan 29, 2019 at 10:50:16AM +0000, wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jan 2019 10:45:59 +0000
David Cantrell wrote:
I hope for your sake you never have to travel between London and
Hastings with a small child, or while elderly, or while pregnant, or
while drunk. You get plenty of day-trippers doing that as well as
I have no sympathy for drunks and they wouldn't use the toilet anyway.

I'll have you know that I have *never* ****ed myself, or got my knob out
and ****ed all over a train, while drunk. But I've travelled zillions of
times after having a few beers.

I, like you, have no sympathy for those who are completely ****faced,
but the number of people who travel after having had a few is vast.

commuters. That's 1h45-ish. London to Bristol is about the same.
If someone can't hold it for that length of time then they need to see a
doctor.

And what treatment would the doctor recommend for someone whose
"illness" is childhood, pregnancy, or being old? Indeed, needing a ****
more often than normal is a side-effect of several medical treatments.
Should the doctor tell his patients "don't take your drugs, just die"?

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