Tony Bryer wrote:
In article , Helen Deborah
Vecht wrote:
'In the event of an accident, don't let Mrs Thatcher visit me.'

Superseded by the ...DiPoW... edition IIRC

Some years ago, a colleague of mine had a very authentic looking 'donor
card' which requested that, in the event of him being comatose in hospital,
Princess Diana only be allowed to visit him in on condition she attempt to
shag him back to conciousness :-)