In message , at 21:37:05 on Thu, 23 Sep
2004, Solar Penguin remarked:
No doubt they would also say "glad to be of service" when they open.

And the buffet serves something that's almost, but not quite, entirely
unlike tea. (Oh, wait. That already happens...)

And I met a real life telephone sanitiser a couple of months ago.
--
"It used to be that what a writer did was type a bit and the stare out of the
window a bit, type a bit, stare out of the window a bit. Networked computers
make these two activities converge, because now the thing you type on and the
window you stare out of are the same thing" - Douglas Adams 28/1/99.