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Old October 9th 04, 09:07 AM posted to uk.transport.london
Nick Cooper Nick Cooper is offline
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Default The "tube hat" case

On Fri, 8 Oct 2004 23:58:05 +0100, congokid
wrote:

In message , Sunil Sood
writes

The RMT said as of next week wearing a uniform hat will no longer be
compulsory.

The British Transport Police said: "We take this issue very seriously as
items of uniform can be of assistance to terrorists and other criminals.
"The member of staff was treated correctly and in line with normal
procedures throughout her detention."


Easy then - the terrorist will be the one wearing the uniform hat.


"But how did you catch me?"
"Simply, Mr Terrorist - you are too well-dressed to be a London
Underground employee!"
"Bah! It would have worked if it wasn't for those meddling utl
posters!"
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