Boltar ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

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Also, how would you stop plates rattling off?

Pop-rivets? Nuts'n'bolts? Regular maintenance?

I have to mount a motorbike style plate on one of my bicycles, just
because it happens to have a hairdryer 50cc 0.7bhp engine sellotaped
to the top of the front wheel.

Why bother. Cover it with a bag when you're not using it and who will
know?

Because when it *is* in use, it's fairly bloody obvious that it's
motorised. Which means MOT, insurance, helmet, registration, driving
licence.

For a bicycle.

It *is* possible.