Your assertions point to you being just a liar. You have never
driven
tube train and you've no idea what it involves.

Excuse me? I never claimed to have driven one dickhead. Why don't you
go catch a clue train instead of a tube train then get back to me.

And spare me that captain-of-the-ship routine we frequently get from
tube
drivers. Its not in the same league. All you do is **** about with a
little lever
(and not even that on the victoria and central lines!) and press the
door
buttons 99% of the time. Don't pretend its a tough job because if you
do I'll
call YOU a liar.

B2003