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dave F wrote:

Michael Bell wrote in message
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No. What you need is RED MERCURY! The secret weapon of the cold war. So
dreadful it was never used. And indeed might be mythical. And then there's
the dreaded curried eggs, favoured by Colonel Bloodknock!

Red Mercury does not exist - it was a myth used during the cold war to try
and catch the Russians out - sorry.

Whereas curried eggs are all too real, aeiouggghhhhh Nurse! the screens !

Nick
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