John Rowland ) gurgled happily,
sounding much like they were saying :

Or the council car park at the side of M&S in
Rickmansworth - that's "wrong-side-of-road" as you go in.

It's a flat outside carpark... In and out are
next to each other, just the wrong way round.

Presumably there is a barrier between them, i.e. it's a short dual
carriageway

Nope. Just a little paint for the first couple of metres, then it peters
out.