JB ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

Over the years, the number of retests will go down as the irredemably
incompetent decide they just can't be arsed.

I doubt that logically follows. I know of three people who have taken
8+ tests in an attempt to get their first licence.

I'll bet they're still utterly incompetent behind the wheel. Is this good?

If they had to do that every five/ten years, do you think they'd bother?