TheOneKEA ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

DKTR B33CH1NG HAZ PWNED UR TRAXX0RZ LOL!!!

Driver: What happen?
Fitter: Someone set us up the detonator.
Signalman: We get possession.
Driver: What!
Signalman: Main turnout normalised.
Driver: It's you!
Beeching: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.
Beeching: ALL YOUR BRANCH LINE ARE BELONG TO US.
Beeching: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO BUFFER STOP.
Driver: What you say!
Beeching: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE FOR SERVICE MAKE YOUR DUTYBOOK.
Beeching: HAHAHA!
Fitter: Driver!
Driver: Take off every train!
Driver: You know what you have to do.
Driver: Move train.
Driver: For great service.

/finis

Can I have some of what you two are on, please?