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I was an only child.....eventually!
"Malaika" wrote in message
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"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
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"gay merrington" wrote in message
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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I
typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English
aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!

Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.

Both very close to f***ing water.

ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.

Actually, couldn't it work both ways? ****ing close to water does sound
more straight forward, but close to ****ing water sounds more like the Viz
profanisaurus entries you read - one slip and ****ing water is all you'll
be
doing? Perhaps that would apply more to sex on a raft? Hmm - need to
think
about this one.

We call that sort of beer Canoe....Both F'ing close to water
Glen