) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

Are other similar systems closed for five hours every night?
The 5.30 am start isn't the problem as the late start would only be
needed on Saturday and Sunday unless of course the masses decide to
binge drink Monday night, Tuesday night, Wednesday night and Thursday
night aswell.

I'm not quite sure why you think that pubs staying open for a little longer
necessarily implies "binge drinking"?