Thread: Well done Highways Agency (!)
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Old August 30th 05, 04:07 PM posted to uk.transport.london
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Default Well done Highways Agency (!)
On 30 Aug 2005 07:56:19 -0700,
wrote in . com:

John Rowland wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

I see that the lorry that crashed was a tanker
carrying hydrogen peroxide. Just as well it
didn't crash into a tanker carrying acetone.

Hundreds of bodies with blonde hair and no nail varnish!

It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes
I was thinking more about the acetone peroxide. Every suicide bomber
would have been making tracks to Staines to collect the ingredients.

Hmm, suicide bombs rather than suicide blondes...

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