Richard J. ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

Not sure if anyone noticed this morning, but a major accident shut
the M25 anti-clockwise, near Heathrow.

I see that the lorry that crashed was a tanker carrying hydrogen
peroxide. Just as well it didn't crash into a tanker carrying
acetone.

That's a different accident which happen around noon today (30 August).
This thread was started yesterday (29th).

I can spot a conspiracy theory thread (or seventeen) starting about this
one...