Tony Wilson (a@a) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

But this evening I was on the southbound Jubilee line platform at
Green Park when someone a few metres to my right launched themselves
in front of the incoming train.

I dunno what it was about Green Park yesterday, but that Jubilee "passenger
action" was followed at about 10-10.30 by somebody else at Green Park doing
exactly the same on the Victoria line.