James ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying :

Do any of you know it all ****s ever drive a ****ing car on a real
****ing road?

Yes, I do have a driving licence.
Yes, I do drive regularly.
Yes, I am currently on zero points...

.... since two SP30s fell off it within the last month and a half.

The difference, m'dear, is that I admit they were a fair cop and didn't
whinge about trying to fight 'em.