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Old December 21st 05, 10:52 AM posted to uk.transport.london
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Default new comfortable seat design

http://highracers.blogspot.com/2005/...et-killer.html

The staff at HRS has just uncovered reports of a new Killer Bee SlowGo
Walker seat design for 2006 from the recent colaborative efforts of
JimmyMac and Magilla/Kevin/Gorilla to be included on all 2006
tiWalkbiker models sold to ultra FOG riders. Hand assembled by
Taiwanese drones with spare parts from the Thai sex trade, it is sure
to be a huge hit.

The standout feature of this seat is the large dildo connected to a
lime green Walkbiker lubrication reservoir. According to JimmyMac
em"this non clogging lube system will deliver plenty of fluids to any
FOG no matter how wrinkled their anal hole is. Linseed Oil is the
recommended lubricant to use. Now FOGs that ride ultra events will
never fall off the high seat with a Killer Bee Waklbiker dildo up their
ass."/em

HRS wonders why the St. Pete's walkbike company did not follow Volae's
lead and make a wide variety of seat sizes to fit FOGs looking for a
good ride. Instead they have resorted to making seats with dildos and
goofy looking lube reservoirs. The duping madness coming out of Florida
will never stop.