I was walking with the mrs up a street near us (mildmay grove south -
quiet one-way street next to train tracks), and some asshat on a bike rode
down the pavement, doing a wheelie, past my wife and I, passing within
inches of us. I was sooo tempted to push a bin out in front of him or
just jump at him shouting something, but then I figured he probably had an
AK-47 and close air support, so I let it slide.


That was me - and I am deeply offended by your remarks.
And what exactly is an "asshat"? As you so braindeadly refer to me as.
FYI, I was not performing a wheelie, but a hard brake swerve to avoid
two drunken fat middle-aged fools - you and your podgey inebriated missus!
And as for what you shouted after me - NO, you cannot dance, and NO I was
not interested in your "missus for a fiver for ten minutes".............
But having said that, nice to have heard from you again and hoping you and
your missus are well and the dentures fit better when you're sober.
Take care
Fondest regards.
Eddie Merc's