January 30th 06, 12:23 PM
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Ladies & Gentlemen
"www.waspies.net" wrote in message
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What about OI YOU LOT at the start of every message or LISTEN TO ME,
LISTEN TO ME then lots of flashing lights, the worst thing would be a
direct link into the drivers brain (G D & C) and what he's really
thinking about the great unwashed.
Maybe the announcements should start with a loud "OI YOU ****ERS" quickly
followed by a 30-second burst of klaxon, two minutes of screaming babies
mixed in with the sounds of a slaughter house, followed by more
profanity, and finally "stand behind the yellow line" :-P
Sounds good to me, I'm back on the Met tomorrow night, listen out for that
one
hahaha!
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