In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.

A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW