"alex_t" wrote in
ups.com:


Is it radioactive?

Damn Russian spy got there too? He must have coughed with radioactive
fumes!

P.S. Bad joke, I know. I'm just a little stressed that such things can
happen in London...


That what things can happen in London? That there are spies being bumped
off with radioctive substances, or that dust could cause suspend one of our
railway lines?

I don't know which is more unbelievable, to be honest.