Huge wrote:

I'm a former member of the Institute of Advanced Motorists. Are you?

Nope.

But I hold a PSV licence, gained after comprehensive training. I also
hold a RoSPA road safety engineering certficate, a BSc in Transport
Management and Planning, Chartered Membership of the Chartered
Institute of Logistics and Transport, plus Corporate Membership of
the Institution of Highways and Transportation.

I *love* willy-waving contests.

Come back when you've both finished, would you?

Well *I* think having held a Competition Licence for the last 12 years makes
me a better driver than either of them :-)))