Doug ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying :

my local Tesco

Why on earth would you choose to go to Tesco? Surely that particular chain,
of all of them, is the one that is most diagonally opposed to your
particular political beliefs and views?

I wonder if they were all buying imported food?

Probably.

But I'll bet they aren't hypocritical enough to moan long and loud about
frivolous hypermobility killing the planet whilst they do it.