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Old October 11th 07, 05:10 PM posted to uk.transport.london
Tom Anderson Tom Anderson is offline
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Default Rumours of Eurostar never stopping at Stratford

On Wed, 10 Oct 2007, Marratxi wrote:

On 10 Oct, 18:11, Tom Anderson wrote:
On Wed, 10 Oct 2007, wrote:
On Oct 10, 2:04 pm, spindrift wrote:


Post substantiated fact/ wild unfounded rumours here please.


I heard it's because that's where Diana and Dodi are secretly living.


ITYF that the reason is that while Lord Lucan was digging out the station
box, he unearthed the Holy Grail (which has been long guarded by a line of
hackney carriage drivers descended from Joseph of Arimathea), and they're
still waiting for the boys at Rhydymwyn Valley to send down a train from
the S******** R****** to move it to Corsham for safe keeping.

That's why so much attention has been put into rail schemes around
Stratford of late, of course - it's nothing to do with this alleged
passenger demand (on the NLL and DLR? come off it!), it's a plan
masterminded by the masonic adepts of the Corporation of London to
construct a vast steel sigil to harness the Grail's occult power, focus it
on the London Omphalos in Mudchute [1], and thus immanentise the eschaton.
Why on earth do you think it's called Cross Rail?

At least, that's what it says on CULG.

tom

[1]http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=51.492658,-0.01385...


Oh Crikey !! Zoom out two or three notches and you'll see Ch**st's face
looking disapprovingly at you from the grass.


Someone here's certainly a few notches out, and it's not me.

Oh no, wait, it is me. Sorry.

tom

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