On Oct 25, 6:17 pm, Tom Anderson wrote:

If a girl ever told me that she lived at Thornton Heath our
relationship ended with the full stop that ended that sentence. Apart
from the fact that the area is like a cross between Threads and The
Equalizer, the only way to get there is by abseiling down from a
rented Zeppelin.

Mottingham, famous only for its obviously fictional name, is another
can't-get-in, can't-get-out area.