I found a road today (Knapp Road E3) with a standard T-shaped "No Through
Road" sign, and underneath were the words "Except Access". Every time I try
to figure out what that might mean, my head turns into a Moebius strip.

Whose job is it to decide which signs go where? Is it a
pay-peanuts-get-monkeys job, or has the chap got some qualification?

Deer John Lowrand,

I know what you meen. Wear I liv thear is this one wey road that is
also a sul-de-cac
and cars keap misteriosly draiving into it but never cumming out
again.

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