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Paul Weaver writes
On Nov 21, 3:33 pm, elyob wrote:
On the train out of Waterloo last night, an announcement came over the
tannoy :

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it has been brought to my attention that there
is a beggar on board the train. This is the Guard. If he approaches
you for money, please do not give any. Thankyou."

Thats true, you should have bought before boarding. Show him your
ticket and be on your way

Priceless!!!!

(Cheered me up on a miserable November morning that.)
--
Ian Jelf, MITG
Birmingham, UK

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