On 28 Mar, 01:24, Tom Anderson wrote:
Oddly enough, I've just successfully purchased six months' supply of
contact lenses [at 1/3 of UK opticians' prices for the same brand made
in the same US factory. Can we wind up that cartel next please?], some
groceries and toiletries, and a toasted sandwich - all from people who
speak Turkish and no English.
What was in the sandwich?
Indeterminate meat.
Hang on. Istanbul. 'Toasted sandwich'. Indeterminate meat.
Own up John, it was a kebab, wasn't it?
Yes, -ish. Although it wasn't a doner, and it came in a bread roll
rather than a pitta...
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