michael adams wrote:
"According to the Sun, the man was in Britain in an attempt to improve his English."

/ quote

But not including "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" presumably.

"Your wife is a big hippo?" Not sure that would have helped.

Colin McKenzie

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No-one has ever proved that cycle helmets make cycling any safer at the
population level, and anyway cycling is about as safe per mile as walking.
Make an informed choice - visit www.cyclehelmets.org.