"Tom Barry" wrote ...
Boris to announce today. Bye bye public transport improvements,
hello happy petrolheads.

Happy for a week or two. Then the penny will drop.
Back to all day queues at Kensington Church Street.
Hoist With Their Own Petar.

Plus more income (and less congestion) in the original zone.

Lager and crisps all round!
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Andrew

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