On Tue, 3 Feb 2009, Andrew Heenan wrote:

Ticket Inspector: You haven't touched in
Me: I didn't think I had to - it's a Gold Card
Ticket Inspector No, You don't *have* to.
Me: {Quizzical look}
Ticket Inspector: But if you were kidnapped, we'd be able to trace your
last movements

!!!

Me: Thanks. (Wonders: was that really an inspector,
or was it a tin foil hat person in disguise?)

And why would you think that, eh? Clearly, you're trying to make me think
that i'm surrounded by paranoids, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?

tom

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Tristan Tzara offered to create a poem on the spot by pulling words at
random from a hat. A riot ensued and Andre Breton expelled Tzara from
the movement.