Dave Newt wrote:
CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North wrote:

But who brings the half eaten burgers, beer cans and piles of vomit?

That would be the people who avoid buying a ticket because its
unlikely they will be have much problem getting through ticket
barriers (if they are opreational)

No it bleeding isn't! Only the other day, I saw well-dressed people on
their way to the office (a) eat a banana and leave the peel on the
window shelf and (b) eat an apple while going up the escalator and,
when at the top, chuck it into a corner.

I prefer to drop my apple core on the bit between the two escalators and
watch it whizz down the shaft before flying off the end :-))