BoristheSpider gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:

The change is basically a loss of resilience for the Chesham punter, at
the moment if the met is broken they can get the Chiltern to Chalfont &
Latimer to get the shuttle, now if the Met is SNAFU so is everyone
living in Chesham....the next step closure?

Blimey, Boris, you're a bit of a cheery optimist, aren't you?

Anybody else would regard two direct trains per hour instead of two
direct trains per day as an improvement. Not you...