Adrian wrote:
(Steve Firth) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

Still. At least he can sit there and look at his Scottish passport
to remind himself that Scotland is a country.

Oh, wait a minute.

Look on the good side, he'd have to get through passport control in
order to enter England.

Oh, wait a minute.

I should never have let my wall fall into disuse.

If you hadn't done a runner it would have been maintained.

It's all your fault!!