JNugent gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

What is so ****ing difficult to comprehend about that?

Well, for one thing, that is not case-law. Case-law is established by
judges, usually on appeal.

So please feel free to set such legal precedent.

I look forward to reading the transcript of your appeal against a £60 FPN
when you take it all the way to the Law Lords. Don't forget to let us
know how much the final bill is, including the costs awarded against you
as well as all your legal fees and incidental costs.